My Morbid Fascination With Michael Vick

I know that Michael Vick hasn’t started a game in three years. I know that even when he started games he was never a great quarterback. I know that if Vick starts a game in Philadelphia it means that Kevin Kolb has been unfortunately injured and the team will undoubtably go down in a horrific display of offensive ineptitidue.

Yet despite all that irrefutable knowledge, I cannot avoid one macabre fact of my Eagles fandom: I want to see Michael Vick start a game.