McNabb Fan Robs Bank With #5 Jersey

Donovan McNabb Jersey Bank Robbery

Best. Story. Ever.

A man wearing a Donovan McNabb Eagles jersey held up a bank in Northeast Philadelphia Tuesday and fled with an undisclosed amount of cash, authorities said.

Good thing for the pictures, or I would have assume #5 came back for his bonus money.

The bandit - who is considered armed and dangerous - is described as a white male, about 45-years-old and stands about 5-foot-8. He has closely cropped dark salt-and-pepper hair and is clean shaved.

This man deserves our help. Have we not all experienced a certain helplessness since Donovan was traded? Feel for this hardened criminal and rally to his aid. The Sherriff of Nottingham (i.e. Joe Banner) is after the righteous bandit. Shelter him in the woods. Provide him with a KolbHead disguise. Anything!

Updates (hopefully) to follow.