Pity the Child

Jimmy Kempski and his wife had a baby girl yesterday:

When they brought me in for the C section, you’re basically behind a curtain, sitting by your wife’s head.  You can’t actually see the operation (nor would you want to do), and there’s so much going on that you barely even notice the doctors performing it.  And so, when they pulled the baby out and I could hear her “whaaaaaaah!” for the first time, such a surreal and awesome moment, really just about the most natural high you can experience, I looked up and realized that the first person to ever hold my newborn baby was…

A Giants fan.

No word yet on whether Joselia Hanson Kempski thinks the second Super Bowl win cements Eli Manning’s status as “elite.”