You've Been Mostly-Dead All Day

From Monty Python to The Princess Bride, Mike Tanier explains the Eagles’ current situation:

Like 20-something underachievers who realized their girlfriends would leave them unless they stopped jamming at open mike nights and got a real job, the Eagles combed their hair and abandoned slacker chic in the last two weeks. They are now brilliantly flawed, which is a step up from their brilliantly self-destructive state of earlier this season.